the gps unit mocks me, stubbornly
resisting my attempts to get sensible directions,
insisting my car is in a field—I’m on some road—
persisting with her instructions to make a u-turn
Note: I was working on the theory that a hyphenated word is treated as two words and the title is not included in the word count. But I could be wrong on that, in which case I apologise for wasting your time. Have a nice day.